Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
Randomize
