I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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