This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
porn star boner night. come get it.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
