WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
More tranny stories later!
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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