I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
We need to get me chipped asap
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
