this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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