i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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