have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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