Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
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