:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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