i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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