problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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