I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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