I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Randomize
