Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
