think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Randomize
