I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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