We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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