i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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