I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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