check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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