College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
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