Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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