The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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