He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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