This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I have post one night stand depression
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