Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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