i'm lost and i look like a hooker
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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