I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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