I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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