am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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