She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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