i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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