I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
My brain says no but my pants say off.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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