i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Randomize
