tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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