I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Randomize
