$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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