Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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