she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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