I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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