no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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