I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
