I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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