I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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