Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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