Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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