you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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