8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Randomize
