Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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