is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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